Steam Park
Welcome to Steam Park. As a very distinguished robot, we know that you prefer your park to be clean and you like to visit parks that tailor themselves to your needs. Enjoy your stay and try not to make it Read More
Patchwork (or Quilty Tetris)
This is a game about Quilting. I know what you’re thinking: “Next!” Right, me too. But I had seen so many people talking about it that I had to try it, right? I mean, it’s Tetris, but with quilt Read More
Pandemic Legacy (Zero Spoilers)
So if you’ve played one Pandemic, you’ve played them all, right? Wrong. Way wrong. Now I can’t tell you much (it would be extremely easy to spoil it for everyone), but I can tell you a little bit. Number Read More
Happy Salmon (the greatest stupid game ever!)
So you’re in a room full of gamers and you hear a bunch of nonsense coming from a small crowd in the corner circling a table. You walk over to investigate and suddenly you’re sucked in. 15 minutes later, you’ve Read More
T.I.M.E. Stories (zero spoilers)
T.I.M.E. Stories…okay, this one is going to be hard. You see, the essence of T.I.M.E. Stories is that you are a time-traveling agent who is sent into the past to stop a temporal rift from occurring. Until you start the game and Read More
Why I hate giving negative reviews
I want to love all games. I know this is not possible, but it is still true. Every time I sit down to play a new game, I want it to be my new favorite thing and immediately move it Read More
Why I quit Catan and you can too
I’ve been trying to explain this for awhile, so bear with me: Catan, to me, was a gateway game. It was not the first game to bring me back to tabletop gaming (that was Lord of the Rings), but Read More
